| person: | How are you? |
| me: | i literally have no idea |
| person: | How are you? |
| me: | i literally have no idea |
| what she says: | I'm fine |
| What she means: | HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE I'M A LAUGHING GNOME AND YOU CAN'T CATCH ME |
(Source: bottomnoctis, via vast-creation)
stop showing off your alien skills and buy the damn toothpaste already
(Source: davidbowiegifs, via vast-creation)